Monday, September 15, 2008

The Tallest B-Ball Player, College-Style

Here's one or two for those of you following 7' 9" Kenny George:

Bad news for Kenny G

The original story, size 25 and all...

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Sports News for the iMemphis Crowd

Here's a little something for you sports fans...

Mark McGuire - It's been ten years already?

Go Serena, Go Serena...

The passing of a UFC champ

The best at tight end is...

He just couldn't stay away

A Tribute to the CA Crime Report Fan Club (CACRFC)

Per the special request of iChief Robi... T-shirts available at http://www.cafepress.com/cacrfc

The CACRFC Rap

Ok, here we go -
Cacker-FCeeeeeeeee
dis where my homies beeeeeee
da homies and meeeeee
down at the Cacker-FCeeeeee
Word....

Early in the morn when the CA goes to print
Right befo’ da sun in my eye starts to glint
Wakin’ up just to read and I’m sayin’ WHICH WAY?
Got ta get up on da NET just ta start my day

Got ta open up da thread an take a peek
For it’s da thread about da robbers an da shooters I seek
Lemme see whose bizness is on da thread today
Man beating wifey - did it make it? OTAY..

Dog, there’s the scum bucket preyin’ on da girls
He think he’s slick and tryin’ steal the precious pearls
Let’s get da posse to him and set da scum straight
In da Cacker-FC, this we will not tolerate

Yeah, we live in da city where da fools are gonna be
Actin’ dumb, stupid, an cappin’ folks in da knee
Their 15 minutes winds up on da thread
Where we talk about da foolishness- enough said

Daily on spot, da homies and I read
We always seem ta join up at da Cacker-FC
We don’t fuss or fight, we say our piece an have fun
‘Doggone it, dude went an shot da man wit a gun’

To all da other readers, we wish nothin’ but peace
We jus want da foolishness an stupidity to cease
We know dis ain’t a perfect world at all you see
We’ll hit you up tomorrow at the Cacker-FC

Posted 8 Sep 07 on the CA Crime Report Thread, 4:55 pm