Friday, August 8, 2008

iMayor Pippin press release

iMayor Pippin has been out of town negotiating with several new businesses to bring prosperity to iMemphis.

She has been meeting with iTrader Joes, iRock and Roll Museum, and an iNFL team.

Hopefully, the iMayor's office will have positive news to report next week when iMayor Pippin returns to the iBluff city. To save our icity's monopoly money, she had me schedule an overnight Saturday itinerary, and is staying at an iMotel 6.

11 comments:

MisterT80 said...

hehe...i feel like an idiot...this post made me finally realize that iMayor is a woman.

DOH! sometimes I'm clueless ;)

Robitron said...

Don't worry mistert80...

I wasn't sure for quite a while, but made my posts non iGender specific to cover it up!

LOL

:o)

Chantigger said...

You're okay with that, right guys?

Robitron said...

Law has no iGender silly.

:o)

ladydonald said...

I signed in to say a hearty HELLO!!!

I'm going incognito for the rest of the day...

I like the press release...

Chantigger said...

Ladyd- you did take care of payroll first, right?

Robitron said...

iMayor Pippin has checked in finally and is doing very well other than a bit of jet lag.

:o)

Anonymous said...

I am so touched by the outpouring of love and concern regarding my whereabouts. I am also highly impressed that the staff has run things so efficiently during my absence. I have been dealing with a sick family member, while at the same time meeting with iTrader Joes (wouldn't THAT be awesome), various iNFL teams, iCozy Corner (iMayor's personal fave), and other forms of industry, tourism, and trade ventures.

While my presence may be a little spotty here for a bit (sick family), you will all be in my hearts and on my computer! My involvement will escalate as soon as the situation allows. CITIZENS, YOU ARE GREAT!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh My! I have been waiting SO long to see what would happen to the iSquare and this is the ticket! I just LOVE that store. Shopping is a pleasure there.

Robitron said...

Shopping has ALWAYS been a pleasure there. Working was too when I was a kid......

:o)

ladydonald said...

chantigger,

Automatic payroll is on the 1st and 15th of the month beginning this month (a big time saver). All of the hard-working, deserving iMemphis iGovernment officials and employees will be paid by direct deposit.